Thursday, October 25, 2007

What I Would Have Done Differently Had I Known My Videographer Was Running a Soft Porn Business on the Side

1) I would have carried a triple-headed dildo around instead of a bouquet. (Looks like all my florist drama was for nothing!)

2) As my friend Vince suggested, I would have had my guests all wear black leather.

3) I would have had a stripper pole instead of a dance floor.

4) I would have worn a bikini instead of a wedding dress like Pamela Anderson.

5) I would have hired a cuter videographer since I probably would've slipped away with him to the bridal room for a sexual romp right after the ceremony.

Confused? Well, here's all the explanation you need: I just found out our wedding videographer does another kind of videography.

It's only 7 in the morning, and I already need a drink. Cheers!

7 comments:

Robyn said...

I can't believe that! Thats crazy!

Nanette said...

WHOA!!!

WeezerMonkey said...

It's great that you have a sense of humor about this. He should team up with Joe Francis for "Brides Gone Wild."

Mz Brandy said...

Ahh stories to tell the grandchildren. Good times, good times.

Discombobulated said...

hollaaaaaaaaa.

Kim Photography said...

I can't stop laughing. Cheers!

Anonymous said...

I actually expected a stripper pole and was a little disappointed when it wasn't there.
~ Melinda