Thank you for sending me such good offers via email. Your kindness has afforded me the luxury of making this poster for free:
I really think it sucks that it took me two days to upload the pictures in order to make the poster, though. I also think it sucks that I just put the finishing touches on my free photo book, and now you are acting all temperamental again. Please stop giving me shit so that I can order the book before the deadline is up.
Thanks in advance,