My friend Jessica and I were driving through the Rubio's parking lot on our way back to work after having lunch and saw this middle-aged guy standing by his car talking on his cell phone.
He was wearing a white T-shirt, black dress shoes, black socks, and tight white boxer briefs. And that's it. I saw everything. I didn't just throw up in my mouth a little; I threw up in my mouth a lot.
What is it about today? What is it about the Rubio's parking lot?