Thus, JealousE Douchebag Photography was born.
Here are some of the best cell phone pics I've taken this year, all of which will be featured prominently on the JD Photography website!
This one will be in the "what not to wear" gallery.
This one is just pure mastery. A jaundiced-looking Melinda with a giant straw, absolutely perfect lighting, not at all posed...
ahhh, the joys of Lasik (I obviously didn't take this, but I have no problem taking credit for it since I'm an immoral mofo)
The award for the best cell phone pic taken by someone other than me (because clearly I am the master) goes to Melinda, who drew a picture of herself flinging poo.
I'm sure the cell phone photography business will be very lucrative, but we have made a vow never to compromise our artistry just to make a buck.